remember what old dirty said " I'LL FUCK YO ASS UP"
How did you lose your virginity?
ODB: Oh, shit. This girl I knew, she just freaked me out and I just lost my virginity like that [snaps his fingers]. I didn't last very long. I was like 15. It was at my folks' house. They didn't catch me. I did it slippery and slick.
my house is erie beccause i'm the only one here most of the time. and my old fear of homeless people staying in my house comes back and i think that they are just hiding in different rooms. anyways i've recostumized both my lj and myspace. i think i'm going to go try and get a job at in n out. at least for a while, so i'll have money again and it will give me more work experience and i think it will be cool to be able to tell people that i've worked at in n out. any job right now would suffice except for going back to pizza. i cut my hair yesterday, it looks pretty retarded. danny's dad has cancer and he didn't tell me. i'm pretty sure luis knew and didn't say anything to me, i hope his dad is alright. i'm bored. and its only 11:22.
i love too $hort, he is hella good and he is like 60 or something. i worked yesterday and i worked today and i fucking work tomorrow and the day after that. why????? why am i working at the place i hate. because i have no money and i haven't put the effort into finidng a new job. my scalp is itchy right now from flour sitting in my hair. i bought the lord of the rings trilogy in book form today for class. we had them around the house but i wanted my own copy that i could really mark up and not take good care of. me and tomi watched dawn of the dead last night, which is an amazing film and the remake is not disappointing. the original is so good but i was so scared to drive home and checked my back seat alot. but why would zombies be in my back seat? now i need to see day of the day, so i can have finally seen all 3 of them. i don't want to wake up in 8 hours and go back to the shit.
i am so sick of my aunt staying at my house, it smells like cigerettes all the time and when ever anybody has to talk to her its like they are yelling because she is so deaf. and every morning around 7 am she has to have a conversation with my gramma in the bathroom. and its woken me up for the last two days. the conversation usally involves how my gramma poops or if she is ready for a shower. i just bought a nice cover for my laptop so now when i bike i wont be afraid its going to break into a thousan pieces. i really like my math critical thinking teacher, he is a cool dude who grew up all over the world and then went to humboldt and then UCLA and then UCSB. and he grew up in sadi arabi after living in the united states for 5 years. and he is a young guy and gets right to the point and lets us go half an hour early if we don't have anything to lecture about anymore. i talked to an intramural guy today and it turns out there is a one day soccer tournament coming up but i need 4 more people for a team and its a one day thing. later if i want to play intramurals i need 6 more people. if i don't find enough people i can be a "free agent" and just put my name on a list and hope that somebody calls me. but then i might be on a team with abunch of fat people. and i can play every friday on campus and i won't need a team i just need to show up. i'm hungry but dont know what to eat
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
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